NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
because theft is illegal
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows.
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
Remember when Liam’s kidney grew back
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
I want to wear a cool Leather jacket and sunglasses and walk away from an explosion in slow motion while Tomorrow Never Dies plays in the distance.